Bad combover championship.

He's not fooling anyone but himself, Prince Charles isn't.

I expect that looks lovely in the mirror, from in front, but one's footman ought to have told one about the bald dome at the back. It's nearly as bad as mine.

Perhaps HRH should hide it with a sort of crown thingy?

 In case you can't tell whose fat neck and bald patch these are, it's Gideon George Osborne. 

Not a very convincing attempt to comb the hair at the front back over it.

Here, however, is the current World Combover Champion.

He sports a parting on each side, from which the hair above is swept up, forward, back... it's probably about ten feet long.